Saturday, February 23, 2008

Happy Birthday Mr. Magoo

You're off to the can ....



A Manhattan senior celebrated his 72nd birthday by trying to smuggle what cops say was more than $1 million in marijuana down the East Coast - and almost got away with it.

Cole was taking a mindblowing 146.6 pounds of marijuana down South when he stopped for a coffee break at the New Carrollton, Md., convenience store, police said.

A cop who happened to be in the parking lot watched Cole back his silver Toyota Camry into a car, police said.


You'd think if you were hiring a drug mule you'd get someone who doesn't suffer from the worst case of cataracts I've ever seen.

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