Burnin' ring of FIRE !!

... and it burns, burns, burns.

Flaming loo makes customers cautious

Tokyo - Twenty-six smoking toilets, and three more on fire, put a Japanese toilet maker in the hot seat on Monday.

Toto, known for its high-tech toilets with bidets that have blow-drying, air purification and seat-warming functions, apologised to consumers and offered free checks and repairs after some of its toilets with bidets and heated seats sent up smoke and three caught fire.

"Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out, and there were no injuries," Tanaka said.

"The fire would have been just under your buttocks.''

Hehe..Ummm ... that's pretty close to home, brother !

I had to know... just what does this useless peice of technology look like ?? From Toiletology.com ... yep, you read that right .. seems there is website for everything.